Tuesday, October 28, 2008

A contest

The first sentence of a certain unnamed ob/gyn review book is "Pregnancy is the state of having products of conception implanted normally or abnormally in the uterus or occasionally elsewhere."

I invite readers to submit their own first sentence of an ob/gyn review book. First prize is a massage at Spa Brownie.

Mine:
Pregnancy is a total trip.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I got one for you cousin.
"Well...the live round ALWAYS comes up doesn't it?"

jazzy said...

I feel like I should have this in the bag, and yet, I am totally stumped. I'll keep thinking...

Eric Arbanovella said...

Pregnancy is a profound state of health.

jazzy said...

pregnancy = egg + sperm + uterus + estrogen - progesterone + hCG - birth control (usually)...

i could go on, but will spare you!

Vignesh said...

Pregnancy is the ultimate autoimmune disorder. The pregnant women creates a fetus from her own self, which her body inevitably rejects.

-vignesh